songs (grabag day):
Download 02_My_Cigarette_and_I.mp3
Download Low_-_02_-_Murderer.mp3
Download 02_happy_singing_band.mp3
meme (pet costume taxonomy):
via Cute Overload
1. The Famous Human Costume
The Good: You always have to explain it. "He has a mini mohawk! He's Mr. T., SEE!?"
The Bad: Your pet still hates you if you don't step it up to make it recognizable
Exhibit A: Mr. T:
And a well-crafted Martha:
2. The Cutesy Hurl-a-Thon
The Good: You'll get a lot of "Awn, he looks adorable!" from other insane people
The Bad: Anne Geddes will come after you with enormous hedge clippers
Behold Bunny in a Lettuce Cup:
3. The Non Sequitur Costume
The Good: Often very well-crafted. Drugs and/or heavy wine use is almost always associated with each costume idea.
The Bad: Lots of WTF?...OK! reactions.
The "BoomBox":
The "Mix Tape":
The "Buttered Pupcorn":
The "Rice Krispy Treat":
The "Ham":
The "Metro Line"!?!?!?!
4. The "I Had it Lying Around" Costume
The Good: You finally clean up the house
The Bad: Your cat continues to hate you
There's the Boxed Wine Kitteh Leaf Thing:
And Aluminum Foil/Rubber Band Turtle 'Jaws';
5. The "My-pet-is-going-to-kill me-but-I'm-doing-it-anyway" Costume
The Good: Target Dog Costume Sales reach all-time high thanks to you
The Bad: Your pet kills you.
Nah, don't take the tag off. What's the point?
5. Build on Your Strengths Costume
The Good: A costume that takes advantage of and accentuates a particular pet attribute
The Bad: Your pet's "attribute" is on display (the fact he looks like a pimp cannot be helpful)
Behold the Golden Retriever Lion:
The Built-in Ewok Face:
The Fish in a Bowl that Happens to look like a Jack-o-Lantern:
The Cow-Spotted terrier:
The Suave Hedge:
The Built-in Wetsuit:
And the Dog that Happens to Look like a Pimp:
6. The Epic Transformation Costume
The Good: The pinnacle of a great costume?creative! imaginative! inspiring! Transforming!
The Bad: Everyone else instantly feels like crap when they see your genius
Behold...Elvis:
The Jumbo Dachshund Dog:
The Wizard of Oz:
The Croc Versus Pup: (more photos here)
The Fast Food Gang [Making gang doughnut symbol with hand]:
The Thanksgiving Turkey Decision: (That thought bubble is actually part of the costume):
And, our current favorite, the Headless Horseman:
7. The Just Plain Wrong Costume
Don't worry if costume types 1 through 6 don't encourage you. There
is always type 7; just plain wrong. When in doubt, you can always
create fake cleavage for your Boxer.
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